Illustration of a girl in a red off-shoulder top with red devil horns

a small, sincere invitation

Hey you,
wanna grab coffee?

No pressure. Just good coffee, better conversation, and me trying to be charming.

Tell me more ↓

Why this is a great idea

🕐

Low commitment

One hour, tops. If it goes badly, you still got a free coffee out of it.

🧠

Scientifically proven*

*By me, just now. Coffee makes everything better, and so does good company.

😄

Guaranteed laughs

I promise at least one terrible joke. Possibly two. You can judge me for it.

☕

Espresso lessons

I can teach you how to pull an espresso shot.

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Bonus round

I can also show you how to make an Espresso Martini.

The plan

  1. 01

    You know the place

  2. 02

    I make you an Americano

  3. 03

    We talk until the cups go cold

    And then maybe order another round.

  4. 04

    I tell you about the night you can't remember

    I can tell you all about it, and you can pretend to be shy about it. 💪

So... coffee with me?

Choose wisely. (There's only one right answer.)